Around the Moon and back. Still couldn't escape the mute button.
Black / 2XL
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April 10, 2026. Four astronauts just completed the first crewed lunar flyby since 1972 — the most-watched splashdown in a generation. Integrity hit the Pacific. The parachutes deployed. The capsule was floating.
After 9 days flying around the Moon and back, after every system performing, after the whole world watching, post-splashdown, mission control couldn't get comms right. Integrity was right there. Just... on mute.
This shirt is for that moment. And for every call where someone's been talking for two minutes and nobody told them.
Wear it to:
- Your next all-hands
- Any meeting ever
- The historic moment you were actually alive for
Around the Moon and back. Still couldn't escape the mute button.
$22.99
Sale price
$22.99
Regular price
After 9 days flying around the Moon and back, after every system performing, after the whole world watching, post-splashdown, mission control couldn't get comms right. Integrity was right there. Just... on mute.
This shirt is for that moment. And for every call where someone's been talking for two minutes and nobody told them.
Wear it to:
- Your next all-hands
- Any meeting ever
- The historic moment you were actually alive for
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |